Thought I'd share my story......
Yesterday, I was out in our backyard doing some gardening, (as mature women like to do) trimming hedges and clearing out the clippings from the mulch. Suddenly (out of no where) a bug flew into my mouth!!! EWWWWWWWWWW.....bad enough right? In my attempt to spit/blow the creature out, I learned something very important in life….. The muscles required to do the act of bug in mouth removal are linked to the aging bladder control muscles.............enough said!
9 comments :
YIKES!! Maybe I best not cause a riot in the Hero booth! HA!
You are absolutely hilarious!
Wendy
ps..think the CHA folks have flood insurance?
Oh, you have nothing to worry about. I would worry when I was not doing ANYTHING and just PIMP, LOL!
It also happens when you laugh too hard...no fair - gotta give a warning the next time you post something so funny so this middle-aged woman can brace!
Joanne
That is so damned funny! I am sitting in my office laughing out loud! (It's making the people around me wonder!) :-)
Sneezing or turning on the water faucet can have the same effect. ACK!!
Too funny!!!
ROFL!!!
OMG, that did make me chuckle, in fact so much that I nearly had a similar accident! One of the girls in my office recently said that you can tell a woman that's had kids because they quickly cross their legs before they sneeze!
LMAO...too funny and sadly I too can relate! Thanks for the giggle!!
Tara
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