Sunday, July 15, 2007

Getting older

Thought I'd share my story......

Yesterday, I was out in our backyard doing some gardening, (as mature women like to do) trimming hedges and clearing out the clippings from the mulch. Suddenly (out of no where) a bug flew into my mouth!!! EWWWWWWWWWW.....bad enough right? In my attempt to spit/blow the creature out, I learned something very important in life….. The muscles required to do the act of bug in mouth removal are linked to the aging bladder control muscles.............enough said!

9 comments :

Wendy said...

YIKES!! Maybe I best not cause a riot in the Hero booth! HA!
You are absolutely hilarious!
Wendy
ps..think the CHA folks have flood insurance?

Paula said...

Oh, you have nothing to worry about. I would worry when I was not doing ANYTHING and just PIMP, LOL!

Anonymous said...

It also happens when you laugh too hard...no fair - gotta give a warning the next time you post something so funny so this middle-aged woman can brace!

Joanne

Michelle said...

That is so damned funny! I am sitting in my office laughing out loud! (It's making the people around me wonder!) :-)

Anonymous said...

Sneezing or turning on the water faucet can have the same effect. ACK!!

Babsarella said...

Too funny!!!

Renee (redhead68) said...

ROFL!!!

sharon (glitterangel) said...

OMG, that did make me chuckle, in fact so much that I nearly had a similar accident! One of the girls in my office recently said that you can tell a woman that's had kids because they quickly cross their legs before they sneeze!

luvs2cre8 said...

LMAO...too funny and sadly I too can relate! Thanks for the giggle!!

Tara